how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
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For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
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and the oscar for 'most creative swearing' goes to you for 'jesus's bloody fucksticks'
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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