she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
Whatever. It was high school. Back then I'd blow anyone who had enough room between their chest and their steering wheel for my head to fit.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Remember that night I drank a bunch of vodka, pounded your Jameson because 'you were a pussy', punched you in the face and ran off as fast as my high heels could go? It was just my Russian and Irish sides fighting for genetic dominance
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
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