i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
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Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
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No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
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