Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
How dare you send me a picture after midnight that isn't porn. You know the rules.
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I let a naked juice spill down my leg for like 30 minutes bc i thought i was hallucinating that my leg was cold.
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Can we talk about how i am holding a tupperware container of my own puke in the back of my grandparents car while my sister drives
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
If your night didn't end with writing a witness report for the cops at a shwarma place, your night was probably less interesting than mine.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I just smoked part of an Oreo cuz I thought it was some hash you left
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
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