It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
There are twenty thousand men on this campus, please have sex with someone who isn't my drug dealer
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Still fucking the ballerina?
She can put her legs behind her head.
Enough said
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
