TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
The sweet smell of jungle juice and bad decisions is calling our name.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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