HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
If you send me one more .gif of that fumble, I will make the 10 hour drive just to set you on fire.
I just want him to go down on me while I eat a burger. Is that too much to ask?
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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