ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
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He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
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Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
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