he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Theres was an instant understanding between us being drunk on the trampoline at four in the morning and the people walking down the road at the same time
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
I told you naked hot tub wrestling would turn bad now one of us has a gash on the head and another a black eye
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
when they cut me off i played the entire Justin Bieber playlist and left for another bar that didn't think i'd had enough to drink
Jesus christos I come home and am treated like my vagina is made of gold
Either that or it dispenses candy
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