Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
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Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Your couch is like an animal shelter for stray drunks.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
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Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
I give all credit to my lucky thong, there's never a time I haven't gotten laid while wearing it
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
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