careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
We should have parties more often. I ended up with 90 beers and someone cleaned my toilet.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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