do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
After I saw you grinding on that guy with your shirt completely unbuttoned, I figured it was time for pizza.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
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The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
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Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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