I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
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Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
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He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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