she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I can only name 15 people I've had sex with - can I just start claiming that as my sex number?
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
I searched the house and found a small bottle of sherry which is probably as old as I am, has prob gone off and tastes like shit. I don't care any more. It has come to this.
Remember the girl passed out in front of my fireplace?
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
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