i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
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260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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