I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I screenshoted his dick pic the other day because it literally looked like a brontosaurus. Like that really tall dinosaur that eats grass. Like I wanna draw a face on it.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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