Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
did you come by the house last night? I found a half eaten corn dog in the mail box.
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Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
So I met my girlfriends dad last night. Or should I say I re-met that mall cop that had to tackle me.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
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i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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