I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Say something about gay babies.
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
If you know any fat girls who would pay me for sex, I am low on money and morals right now
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
He told me the hickey on the side if his neck was actually a "bruise" from hitting a bird on his motorcycle. I'm not sure what's more impressive, the fact people believed him due to the size of the mark or the fact you gave it to him.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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