The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Just had a pleasant conversation with a mugger while he was taking off my shoes. Why can't I get along with people like this sober?
Taking shots with an iv of fluids in, because I work tomorrow. That's responsibility. Employee of the month right here.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I need to find out this kids work schedule. I need mustache rides on my lunchbreaks.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
