i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
Wait..I think something else did happen last night my vagina is too pleased for this level of hangover..
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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