i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
You were pretty dunk by the time you introduced the vase as your best friend.
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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