Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
It's never good when you wake up covered with burns
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Only a true best friend would remind you to make sure your cucumber dildo is organic
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
