He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
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My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
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He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
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