I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
My mom just told me I look like darth vader. how's your night?
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
Man I can't believe I took a huge dump in a public garden
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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