The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
There's a mirror laying face down next to me. A looooong full body mirror. By the looks of it it fell off the wall last night and was within centimeters of shattering on my head. Awesome.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
I wrote my name on his balls in sharpie. In the homosexual world that's like a diamond ring. Shits permanent.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
Hooking up with him was lovely.. but waking up in his bed the next morning and finding double stuffed oreos... I mean.... I won
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
When I went to pick up Adam from the train station, I found him passed out, covered in gold paint and wrapped in a red blanket. someone had glued a gaudy green rhinestone to his forehead. He looked homeless.
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