why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I've got enough liquor to do one of two things on Friday: 1.) Drink myself into a coma or 2.) lay in bed a drunk and cry lonely mess. Happy Valentines Day.
I just got St Patricks day and the day after St Patricks day off, wich I'm pretty sure is as close to a raise as I'll ever get.
I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
But I thought it was so funny last night
You also thought you were a gypsy mermaid last night
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
try to milk me bitch
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
