Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
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he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
He doesn't need a wingman, he needs a miracle
I booked us a cruise for November. Lose 20 pounds and don't cheat on me before then.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
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Fuck underwear. Let's get stoned and eat ravioli.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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