I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
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I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I need a hoe opinion
go on
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He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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