Im at strip club and am horny
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
She wouldn't go home with me cause I forgot her name. I didn't realize it would matter after she danced with her vagina on my face
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Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
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"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
He had a small dick anyway. I'm glad I barfed on it.
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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