He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
May or may not have just lost a contact hanging out Anthony's sunroof. Drunk. Hint: I can only see out of one eye right now.
I feel like i'm walking on a never-ending field of baby sheep.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
It's still 8am.
Yeah, but its wine drunk. WITH A DOCTOR. THAT MAKES MY MORNING CLASSY.
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
A stoners worse nightmare? Well packaged snacks. Just took me 5 mins to get a cinnamon roll out of the package. And another 3 mins to properly type this text
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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