i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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