jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
two words...techno handjob
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I don't deserve a penis
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
Fucking shoot me with this y'all shit. You were in Texas for 2months you do not have an accent Madonna
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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