PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
Awkward medical moment of the day: A very obese girl with a disorder that literally makes her hit herself punched herself in the face. Literally. While screaming 'MCDONALDS MONEY'. Right. Beside. Me.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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