its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Randomize
