It looked like if robin williams had a vagina
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
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found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
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The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I have no idea why my husband is mad that I came home at 4 am & all I want to do is eat spaghettios. It's not fucking spaghettios fault.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
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