goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
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i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
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sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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