It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
i believe in u and ur pee
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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