I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
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Go on vacation with her and forget to pack pants. I did that once and it worked like a charm.
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
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LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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