I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
No subtext here. People are naked.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
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