Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
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