her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
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we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Um I think everyone drunk and there's some douche on violin.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
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I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
I just want to make out with him forever
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
omg girl... i cut your hair last night. tell me it looks okay!? i saw hair on the counter and i said ohhh nooo
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