I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
he fucked my hip out of place.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
I've figured out why I love winter sex. Because I make them leave the beanie on, and we all know I love a man in a beanie.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
My boob is missing a layer of skin
one nice thing about being home: no walks of shame, just drives of shame
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