I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
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can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
Just spiked the bong with a ludens cough drop with hopes it soothes my throat after i rip it.
It feels like im being cuddled by a thousand little smurf vaginas
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
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We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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