Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
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I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
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You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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