he fucked my hip out of place.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I'm both gender and math confused
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Bowls and Harry Potter this morning. I guess work isn't so bad after all
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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