I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
I want to be a supportive friend to her, but I also want to sleep with her ex now that he's single.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I blacked out. Broke into their house. Took a shit, and left. This is why you can't leave me unattended.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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