We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
I woke up and the only 2 bowls I own were shattered on my floor. Pretty sure my hand and tailbone are broken and I have no idea what the fuck happened
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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