So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
We left the knife in your bed.
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
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