i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
It sucks..Now I'm depressed because appearence wise, she's the closest to my favorite pornstar I'll ever get..
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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