can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
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Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Turns out the guy I peed on gave me a ride back to my dorm this morning.
You are a god.
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That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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