ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
Apparently drunk me thought it was a good idea to buy $100 worth of band aids and stick them all over everything in the apartment.
He tried to tell me that that stripper was his aunt..
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
I was so drunk, he put me to bed and went down stairs to hang out with his friends. Apparently, I was curled up in the closet, spooning the dresser when he came back up.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
Randomize
