she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I know everytime I get my paycheck I'm like "I should probably renew my gym membership" and then I just buy more alcohol
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
Like we were literally doing coke off his insulin pump
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
Nothing is more confusing than dreaming about being chased by jets, then waking up with an erection.
Randomize
