He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
Their wedding is on my 21st birthday. I fail to see a way that this could end poorly.
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
this is an emotional support booty call
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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