we have officially lost it.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
where am i from again
it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It's like trying to pry an octopus off you. Except the octopus speaks English and can get drunk.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
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